Got those dial-up blues and I'm feeling low as a man can be,
Ten more days before there'll be some relief for me,
Can't call up my picture to display my forlorn face,
Can't have no fun with this slowed down dial-up pace.
Call up my website, then sit here waitin' half a day,
Try lookin' up somethin' but it won't come up no way,
So I've got the dial-up blues and DSL was just as bad,
Now all I can do is sit here moanin' and feelin' sad.
So don't look for no blogs 'cause there won't be none to see,
Guess I'll just shut this thing down and maybe go have a pee.